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Top 9 BadDivers' lists
BEACH BEERS
1. pacifico (mexico)
2. port royal (honduras)
3. sam adams summer ale (boston, usa)
4. red stripe (jamaica)
5. bohemia (mexico)
6. salva vida (central america)
7. fiji gold (fiji islands)
8. warsteiner premium verum (germany)
9. key west sunset ale (florida, usa)
1. pacifico (mexico)
2. port royal (honduras)
3. sam adams summer ale (boston, usa)
4. red stripe (jamaica)
5. bohemia (mexico)
6. salva vida (central america)
7. fiji gold (fiji islands)
8. warsteiner premium verum (germany)
9. key west sunset ale (florida, usa)
PRE-DIVE EQUIPMENT CHECKS
1. check tie around mouthpiece(a could be 5 cent nightmare)
2. turn on your air
3. get beer out of mask
4. don your hot sauce
5. bring dive knife (to stab buddy in case of shark, then swim
like hell)
6. are your bikini/trunks on?
7. check your buddy’s gear…we all need help
8. get beer out of snorkel
9. check buddy’s air
1. check tie around mouthpiece(a could be 5 cent nightmare)
2. turn on your air
3. get beer out of mask
4. don your hot sauce
5. bring dive knife (to stab buddy in case of shark, then swim
like hell)
6. are your bikini/trunks on?
7. check your buddy’s gear…we all need help
8. get beer out of snorkel
9. check buddy’s air
ROOKIE MOVES
1. forgot the beer
2. forgot the ice
3. forgot the girls
4. forgot the guys
5. forgot the rum
6. forgot your tank
7. forgot your fins
8. forgot your bc
9. forgot to set your alarm
1. forgot the beer
2. forgot the ice
3. forgot the girls
4. forgot the guys
5. forgot the rum
6. forgot your tank
7. forgot your fins
8. forgot your bc
9. forgot to set your alarm
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PRE-DIVE RITUALS
1. a skinny dip
2. vaseline entire body
3. a surprise de-trunking
4. do the macarena
5. sing jimmy buffett song LOUDLY
6. kiss an iguana
7. throw up
8. a surprise de-bikiniing
9. praise mr. cousteau
1. a skinny dip
2. vaseline entire body
3. a surprise de-trunking
4. do the macarena
5. sing jimmy buffett song LOUDLY
6. kiss an iguana
7. throw up
8. a surprise de-bikiniing
9. praise mr. cousteau
S.C.U.B.A. acronyms
1. Sipping Cerveza Ultimately Brings Ass
2. Somehow Caught Under Boat Anchor
3. Some Come Up Barely Alive
4. Sorry Can’t Upset Boat Adventurer
5. Stirring Captain Utterly Bonkers Authority
6. Scraping Crap Under Boats Always
7. Singing Causes Underwater Bubbles A-lot
8. Still Counting Up Bills Again
9. Sea Creates Undoubtedly Being Alive
1. Sipping Cerveza Ultimately Brings Ass
2. Somehow Caught Under Boat Anchor
3. Some Come Up Barely Alive
4. Sorry Can’t Upset Boat Adventurer
5. Stirring Captain Utterly Bonkers Authority
6. Scraping Crap Under Boats Always
7. Singing Causes Underwater Bubbles A-lot
8. Still Counting Up Bills Again
9. Sea Creates Undoubtedly Being Alive
POST-DIVE RITUALS
1. feet in the sand...beer in the hand
2. jacuzzi
3. yelling 'OFF GASSING!!' everytime i belch for 24 hours after last dive
4. cook your lobster
5. hug your dive buddy...you survived another one
6. put your bikini/trunks back on
7. don the flag...live the lifestyle
8. streak down the beach
9. get your wiki whacked
1. feet in the sand...beer in the hand
2. jacuzzi
3. yelling 'OFF GASSING!!' everytime i belch for 24 hours after last dive
4. cook your lobster
5. hug your dive buddy...you survived another one
6. put your bikini/trunks back on
7. don the flag...live the lifestyle
8. streak down the beach
9. get your wiki whacked
BEST DIVE SITE/REEF NAMES
1. there is both a mary's place and a calvin's crack in roatan. hmmmm...
2. diver's thirst, tobago
3. the finger, papa new guinea
4. cara a cara, roatan (shark dive)
5. miss opportunity, st. thomas
6. devil's throat, cozumel
7. pleasure reef, islamorada
8. naked reef, key west
9. shark ray alley in san pedro, belize
1. there is both a mary's place and a calvin's crack in roatan. hmmmm...
2. diver's thirst, tobago
3. the finger, papa new guinea
4. cara a cara, roatan (shark dive)
5. miss opportunity, st. thomas
6. devil's throat, cozumel
7. pleasure reef, islamorada
8. naked reef, key west
9. shark ray alley in san pedro, belize
BEST DIVE GEAR ACCESSORY
1. beer coozie
2. air
3. tabasco
4. waterproof cigarette case
5. handheld sonar system
6. digital camera mask
7. kayak
8. underwater mp3 player
9. leisure pro accessories
1. beer coozie
2. air
3. tabasco
4. waterproof cigarette case
5. handheld sonar system
6. digital camera mask
7. kayak
8. underwater mp3 player
9. leisure pro accessories
BEST BOAT NAMES
1. blow me (sailboat)
2. trips are for kids
3. my dingy
4. captain morgan
5. happy hooker
6. sotally tober
7. the wetter the better
8. 5 o'clock somewhere
9. puddle hopper
1. blow me (sailboat)
2. trips are for kids
3. my dingy
4. captain morgan
5. happy hooker
6. sotally tober
7. the wetter the better
8. 5 o'clock somewhere
9. puddle hopper
MOST INTERESTING THING SEEN UNDERWATER
1. the top of my boat
2. my friends' ass
3. honeymooners spawning in the deep end of a pool in Cabo, and
the confined water students seeing all as they descended.
4. lightning
5. a toilet
6. an army tank
7. a tombstone
8. a prom dress
9. angel fish swimming through my bubbles, eating them then pooping on me
1. the top of my boat
2. my friends' ass
3. honeymooners spawning in the deep end of a pool in Cabo, and
the confined water students seeing all as they descended.
4. lightning
5. a toilet
6. an army tank
7. a tombstone
8. a prom dress
9. angel fish swimming through my bubbles, eating them then pooping on me
BEST EXCUSE TO GO DIVING
1. "honey, I dropped your wedding ring down there."
2. noticed 200 extra psi of air in my tank
3. where else can you find fresh lobster after midnight?
4. forgot to pay my water bill, needed a bath
5. you have mud on your fins and need to clean them off!
6. best place to view the sunrise
7. my gills are drying up!!!
8. still looking for Atlantis
9. my husband/wife doesn't dive!
1. "honey, I dropped your wedding ring down there."
2. noticed 200 extra psi of air in my tank
3. where else can you find fresh lobster after midnight?
4. forgot to pay my water bill, needed a bath
5. you have mud on your fins and need to clean them off!
6. best place to view the sunrise
7. my gills are drying up!!!
8. still looking for Atlantis
9. my husband/wife doesn't dive!
BEST SCUBA NEW YEAR'S EVE RESOLUTION
1. no more giving out my number when narced
2. stop pulling off dive buddys' mask underwater for fun
3. to learn the actual words that go along with BWR&F (I assume it's not
really "Beer Will Refresh Forever")
4. resolve to do more local diving... places like muff reef
5. no more diving with fresh corn in my bikini top
6. remember... pointy end of the spear goes towards the fish
7. limit pre-dive beers to under 9
8. fix the clip on my bikini
9. find that elusive Atlantis
1. no more giving out my number when narced
2. stop pulling off dive buddys' mask underwater for fun
3. to learn the actual words that go along with BWR&F (I assume it's not
really "Beer Will Refresh Forever")
4. resolve to do more local diving... places like muff reef
5. no more diving with fresh corn in my bikini top
6. remember... pointy end of the spear goes towards the fish
7. limit pre-dive beers to under 9
8. fix the clip on my bikini
9. find that elusive Atlantis
BEST DIVEMASTER NAME
1. robert bob
2. coral belowu
3. otto air
4. anette bugs
5. ray manta
6. tank
7. pera fins
8. bubbles
9. pirate doug
1. robert bob
2. coral belowu
3. otto air
4. anette bugs
5. ray manta
6. tank
7. pera fins
8. bubbles
9. pirate doug
BEST THING BadDivers 'LOVE' ABOUT SCUBA DIVING
1. being able to ask anyone to go down with me and not having to worry
about any awkward conversations the next day!
2. when i giant stride off the boat for a deep dive and my weight belt pops off
3. the awesome amounts of snot after surfacing from a dive
4. the only place where my mum can't CONSTANTLY pester me!
5. when we take down the diver down flag and raise the BadDivers flag
6. getting narced
7. girls can't swim that far down to get there bathing suit tops back
8. my husband is on the surface
9. when i stand up and my tank falls off
1. being able to ask anyone to go down with me and not having to worry
about any awkward conversations the next day!
2. when i giant stride off the boat for a deep dive and my weight belt pops off
3. the awesome amounts of snot after surfacing from a dive
4. the only place where my mum can't CONSTANTLY pester me!
5. when we take down the diver down flag and raise the BadDivers flag
6. getting narced
7. girls can't swim that far down to get there bathing suit tops back
8. my husband is on the surface
9. when i stand up and my tank falls off
BEST TIME TO GO SCUBA DIVING
1. after you turn on your air
2. during a thunder/lightning storm
3. after scrubbing your barnacles
4. to check out the cute butt on the diver dude who just dropped in
5. when I'm awake and the water is wet!!!
6. when the "snowbirds" leave the florida keys
7. to boost your narc count
8. afterwards you can get your wiki whacked
9. after any jimmy buffett song
1. after you turn on your air
2. during a thunder/lightning storm
3. after scrubbing your barnacles
4. to check out the cute butt on the diver dude who just dropped in
5. when I'm awake and the water is wet!!!
6. when the "snowbirds" leave the florida keys
7. to boost your narc count
8. afterwards you can get your wiki whacked
9. after any jimmy buffett song